So I was at the Renaissance Faire this past weekend, watching one of the shows, a group that does "stupid and dangerous" stunts with fire and knives and what not.
So towards the end of the show the girl steps forward and announces "I will now perform our MOST DANGEROUS STUNT!!" Walking off stage, she returns with Deathly Hallows in hand. "I will read... the last page!"
It was a joke, of course, and everyone did exactly what they were supposed to do, scream and cover their ears and yell and stomp.
The head of the group runs forward, grabs the book away and says "Umm... that one's a bit TOO dangerous. Lets just juggle the knives again."